For those among you who don't read your Bibles, Jubal is the "father of all such as handle the harp and organ." (Genesis 4:21.) Now obviously I want to meet him. Organs are the coolest intsruments ever that I play, and harps are the coolest intruments ever that I don't play, except maybe the glass armonica. But there were no glass armonicas in Jubal's day, they were invented by Benjamin Franklin, don't you know.
Now, as all we literal, six-day creationists know, people were WAY smarter back then. And also taller. Which means Jubal had bigger hands than us, which means he was better at playing the organ, except that the word for "organ" may not have been translated correctly. Those things are really complicated instruments.
Now, I know what you're thinking. The world hates Christianity. The world hates really old music slightly less, but still a lot, especially in America, so maybe the whole "Jubal Fan Club" will be a pretty small niche, but try not to be too jealous when you see me taking music lessons from Jubal along with J.S. Bach and Bono. Not to mention Chuck Norris. I'm sure he's always wanted to learn the harp.
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